I spontaneously wrote this on Blogger's "About Me" page, never considering it might be worthy of an actual blog post. Not that this blog will ever truly be an active, ongoing concern, but maybe over a decade or two I shall amass posts of interest.
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig.
The Story of the Bald Frog with the Wigby Offie Dopeapple
Once upon a time, a bald frog put on a wig. "Take that off, you look ridiculous", said the bald frog's wife. And so, kids, that is the story of how the bald frog spent the rest of the day brooding about having married such an unsupportive, careless, and contemptuous woman.
THE END
No, it never occurred to me 'til now that all frogs are, by definition, bald. But imagine if they weren't! That would just ruin what was, arguably, one of God's better ideas. Or would it? And were frogs really such a good idea? Let's open it up for discussion.
